1st Grade Match Report Major Semi vs Gosford at Woy Woy 31st August 2013

BREAKING NEWS
CTF Publications are pleased to announce that due to the funds raised by “the bucket brigade” last Saturday at Woy Woy Oval ($ 16.25 ) our esteemed publisher Chin Tu Fat and his drunken cone sniffing editor in chief Winston Harrison-Jones have been released from debtor’s prison in Outer Mongolia and are back in business. It has been a nightmarish 10 days for our people with them being subjected to constant torture including water boarding and being made to listen to Coach Boof Jenkins’ 2013 NBN Interviews 24/7. Our printing presses have been released from the government bond store and so “Its Publish or Perish”. Read on dear reader and fill your mind with the exhilarating tales of young men lost in the erotic wilds of Avoca Beach and rumoured attacks on ABRFC playing personnel by the dreaded digitally enhanced Mr Hoppa” And of course some match reporting thrown in !


MATCH REPORT

The dressing room build up was intense with Coach Boof Jenkins imploring the boys to put sparkle into their drinks preferably champagne (his new drink of choice). With Sherry out with a virus veteran Junior All Blick trialist H stepped up to start in the front row.

From the kick off our forwards took it up to Gosford with Stretch/Conan & Oatie providing the muscle needed in the tight stuff. The human javelin Sam Fortey once again played well above his weight and his scrum base partnership with Spaghetti millionaire and Mexican WWF aspirant Julio “El Beasto” Spagbowler is disrupting many an opposition’s set plays.

First half tries to Mitch, Fash and Jimmy and 2 conversions to Speedy saw us lead 19-6 at the break.

By then it looked a matter of by how much and with more help from certain officials we could have asked Gosford to follow on. Given the fee paying public had paid their money to enjoy the salubrious spectator facilities of Woy Woy Oval a contest was needed. Gosford did score 2 tries in the second half when our boys seemed to switch off for a bit, maybe frustrated with some decisions going against them.

However when Ando took an intercept on half way and ran 50 meters to score and then Jimmy burst through again to go over under the post it was all over for the Red Devils.

When H was replaced after a job well done the flying paramedic Jeff Andrew ran on to bolster our scrum. His effort was well rewarded late in the half when he showed a lot of speed to get over in the corner to make it 38-18 and off to the GF we go.

A cameo appearance by Pistol Pete saw the officials take an exception to his tackle and he was asked to sit down for 10 minutes. But not before some participants in a ruck caused Red Devil confusion when someone got mistaken for Mr Hopa…….do you know more?? then email us at gloriuschin@gmail.com.

The 2012 GF centre combination of Geeman & Sharapova once again stopped many a Gosford attack with their hard hitting defence. They also both ran the ball strongly were a constant menace to Gosford all day.

In all a great effort to get into our 12rh straight first grade GF….can anyone beat that ?? If you know more email us at gloriuschin@gmail.com .

Media darling Coach Boof Jenkins went immediately to the NBN camera man as soon as the full time siren sounded to give his succinct media bite for the 6pm Saturday night news. He has such a face for radio that man.

See you all next weekend at Woy Woy when 2nd grade go for their GF spot

Final Score

AVOCA 38 GOSFORD 18

Scorers

Tries Jimmy x 2 , then 1 by Fash, Mitch G, Ando and the flying Jeff Andrew

Conversions 4 x Speedy