Disclaimer & Editorial Opinion
CFT Publications wishes to advise that due to impending defamation actions by certain members of the ABRFC community this report will not refer to the rumours about a certain Avoca half back and his success rate with his sisters’ friends. Nor will it speak about the growing media profile of Coach Boof Jenkins and his inerrant ability to find the NBN camera despite being surrounded by masses of people. Further the continuing media war between Julio Spagbowler’s mother and NBN television reached an impasse when in Sunday’s Sports report the NBN refereed to Julio Spagbowler not as “The Spaghetti Millionaire” nor as the new signing to the WWF “El Beasto” but in fact as “ the Avoca Beach half back !’ We must ask who the “f” is that?
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Second Grade Grand Final Match Report
This was a match for the ages. The Blue Filth had the shield up on the wall and the t-shirts were being printed when they led 29-18 with 7 minutes to go. But it is never over until the fat lady sings and she was still SILENT ! As the hooter sounded the Filth led 29-25 and their underprivileged and deprived supporters were singing , dancing and thinking of the victory that was undoubtably theirs. They could taste the winner’s piss already.
But boys the fat lady was still silent and from the scrum after the hooter Mitch Ward and the Duke cornered their half back and the Duke stole the ball. Could it be possible could the Sharks win this one ? Somewhere at the back of a Woy Woy nursing home the fat lady was warbling.
The ball went from the last ruck to Fuz , he cut the rampaging Conan and gave it to Faz who was hit by 2 desperate Blue Filth defenders but he managed an overhead pop pass to the Geeman who straightened and went in next to the post. The fat lady began singing to the tune of “Cheers Boys,cheers Boys etc”
In his 100th grade game Mick Arnold kicked the conversion to make it 32-29 and the Sharks 2nd grade premiers for 2013.
What was your best moment?
Was it seeing the delight on our players and supporters faces after a never say die effort like that or being next to the Blue Filth supporters where you could hear a pin drop?
In game where everyone gave their all special mention to Mitchy Ward who was outstanding and won the CCRU Medal for the GF player of the game. Pity Mitchy that that other Avoca half back knows so many people at NBN !
MATCH RESULT
AVOCA 32 BLUE FILTH 29
Scorers
Tries
1 X Conan,Faz, Geeman and Fuz
Conversions
1 x Mick Arnold
2x Mitch Ward
Penalties
2 x Dylan
CCRU 2nd GRADE PLAYER OF THE GRAND FINAL MITCH WARD
FIRST GRADE GRAND FINAL MATCH REPORT
After getting their jerseys presented from our former players who have gone onto higher honours (Thanks to Jesse Parahi and Mat Hodgson) they boys were pumped especially after what the 2nds had done to the Blue Filth.
In a tight first half some sold defence kept the Blue Filth at bay whilst a number of our attacking raids just fell short of the try line. One highlight was seeing the Filth's Uncle Fester try and re-arrange Oatie’s already picturesque Doris. He picked on the wrong man there !
But we were running into a stiff breeze so at half time a score of nil all did not faze our boys.
It was a rampaging run by Sherry that got us back into the enemy territory in the second half. From the last ruck Captain Stretch was able to storm through and plant the ball next to the post. More good lead up work saw a ball go wide to Ando and he made it over in the corner. Score now 15-3.
The Filth got back to our half and scored a try /conversion to make it 15-10 and Boof Jenkins heart rate rise alarmingly. But 2 run a ways by Speedy saw us unlucky not to add more tries and then another couple of big runs by Sherry saw a ruck near the Filth’s posts.
The Avoca half back ran wide dummied to Sherry inside (all the Filth defenders hit Sherry) and the Avoca Half back went in under the post without a hand laid on him . Speedy converted and it was 22-10 and game over.
As the hooter went the Filth so frustrated because they are the Filth tried to punch on but the experienced Conan and Maxie showed them all a couple of “one two and three” combinations that settled the issues.
The hooter saw 15 people injured in the stampede by Coach Boof Jenkins as he shoved his face into the NBN Camera. A true media whore!
MATCH RESULT
AVOCA 22 BLUE FILTH 10
Scorers
Tries
1 each to Ando, Stretch and the AVOCA BEACH HALF BACK
Conversions
2 x Speedy
Penalties
1 x Speedy
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