THE RUGBY
It was a pretty hot day for rugby when the seconds ran out to try and join the 1sts in the Grand Final. All players were totally pumped to get out there and escape the cockroach infested dressing rooms. No need to talk about developing third world rugby the ARU should get up here and look at what we offer the rugby enthusiast.
Early tries to the Geeman and Little Arnie indicated that 2nds would go onto some bigger things as the game wore on. However a number of strange decisions and the heat kept Warnervale in the game.
At 12-5 the game was still there to be lost. Brookie scored a great try which would have put the result beyond doubt but others saw it differently and the try was disallowed. Being a Kiwi in Australia is a tough gig eh bro ?
The score stayed at 12-5 for most of the second half despite many unsuccessful attacking raids by the Sharks but as it got hotter the crowd got very enthusiastic closer to the final bell.
One Warnervale reserve obviously dissatisfied with the warm can of bourbon he had been given ran onto the field to show Jeff Andrew his displeasure. Strange that the only way he could do it was to throw the can in Jeff’s face whilst demanding a refund. Calmer heads prevailed and Jeff decided he would take the yellow and get off early. The enthusiastic reserve received a red and his demands for a refund were politely refused by officials. The irate ex-player (well he will be if the CCRU Judiciary are fair dinkum) was last seen being removed from the ground.
Mitch Ward was outstanding on the day and made many impressive runs. The tight five toiled hard all day in very trying conditions.
In all a tough grinding gutsy effort from seconds that sees them into the Grand Final where they will joining 1sts in our perennial quest to belt the Blue Filth in any game we can.
MATCH RESULT
AVOCA 12 WARNERVALE 5
Tries 1 x Geeman and 1 x Mick Arnold
Con 1 x Dylan
Don’t forget Grand Final Breakfast for all players/coaches/managers etc from 8am in the Clubhouse Saturday 14th September 2013
SILLY SUNDAY
CTF Publications is pleased to advise that as part of their “Be a Wowser for a Day” Campaign CTF Publications will be providing water , lollies , cups of tea and bibles for all Silly Sunday participants who embrace the true values of prayer , abstinence , chastity and tolerance.
There will be a tent under the big tree to the north of the club house manned by CTF Volunteers and distinguished by the sounds of chantings and readings by Buddhist Monks and piles of bibles. The volunteers will be wearing distinctive t-shirts emblazoned with those famous words of their beloved Chairman Chin Tu Fat
“No Chin Tu Fat”
For all others who wish to take the well-trod path of drunken debauchery, intolerance of Kiwis and other lesser mortals including ex Randwick players, not remembering where you live or even your name the theme is VIKINGS.
Club Captain Julio Spagbowler in his last official act before joining the Mexican WWF will be for this day only be known as
“Julio the Debauched” and must be addressed as such.
The fun starts when you get there!
CTF Publications has the exclusive contract for the supply of Viking attire and assorted Viking paraphernalia to ABRFC. Blonde Buxom wenches are extra (See our sub contractor Julio the Debauched for pricing and availability ). To order send an email to us at gloriuschin@gmail.com with your helmet size, preferred weapon, shield preference and waist/leg measurement. UGGH boots are also available for the discerning Viking
CHEERS BOYS
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