1st Grade Vs The Entrance

FINAL SCORE LAST HOME GAME & LAST MATCH REPORT FOR 2011
SHARKS 71 RAMS 7
Management apologises for the delay in producing this report however the post game controversey with players player points with Conan taking the unthinkable step of calling for a Royal Commission and the immediate confiscation of all ballot boxes caused much confusion and delay during the past week. After obtaining a QC opinion via the club’s instructing solicitors Tort Tort & Meretort we are now able to report that Conan only got one vote in the player’s player award and that the player’s player for the game was not him. In fact although it was close the winner Hippy actually got 273 votes just shading a very disappointed Conan who got 1 !
Man of the match was Speedy with 39 points from 5 tries and 7 conversions. Dinner suit who holds the senior club record of 7 tries in a game was a happy man when Speedy had to come off early with cramp. The fact that Dinner suit was seen sticking pins in a doll that looked similar to a dressed up Speedy is only conjecture. Dylan scored 2 tries and a conversion whilst Fuz,Young Sherry ,Murph and Jimmy all got across the line for a try.( 11 tries in all )
The Rams tired hard and were rewarded with a try under Barries’ hill which saw the try scorer rewarded with a very large bourbon (sponsored by Greg Barr). The post game confusion meant that management also misplaced the best and fairest results except for Speedy who got the 3 points . The rest is a blur caused by the struggle with Conan over the ballot boxes . Shane Lloyd in his first run on in 1st grade had a strong game and young Jack Booker got a taste when he replaced young Sherry ( taken off because of over heating)
In all not that much of hard hitout going into the semis but at least players like Jimmy got to run out the cobwebs and Jenko kept his blood pressure under control.
Next game is the major semi vs Gosford.Congratulations to all on the minor premierships in 1sts and 2nds plus the 3rds making the minor semi.We should all should be proud of winning the club championship in 2011
Cheers Boys
The Management
Scorers
All Points See above
Best & Fairest
3) Speedy
2) Brad Sherry, Conan and Conan and Conan
1) Shane Lloyd, Conan and Conan,Chad Martin and Conan
Players’ player Hippy but Conan was a close 2nd missing out by only 224 votes